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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, ...

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When in 1995 fourteen wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park, scientists did not suspect that this would radically change the entire ecosystem of the park. There were no

When in 1995, fourteen wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park, scientists did not suspect that this would radical...

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The school ends and Erica quickly puts her books in the bag and runs out of the class. Today is a special day. Erica is very excited. She runs home and thinks about her uncle. She spoke with him on

The school ends and Erica quickly puts her books in the bag and runs out of the class. Today is a special day. Erica is very excited. She ...

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An older couple invited another couple over for dinner. The husband entertained them as his wife finished up in the kitchen. "We discovered an amazing restaurant the other day," the husband

An older couple invited another couple over for dinner. The husband entertained them as his wife finished up in the kitchen. "We dis...

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples...

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Charlie Chaplin once told a joke in front of the audience. Everyone laughed. And he brought it back for the second time, so only some laughed. When he brought it back for the third time, no one

Charlie Chaplin once told a joke in front of the audience. Everyone laughed. And he brought it back for the second time, so only some laug...

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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds t...

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Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go

Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them A...

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"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America,

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously ...

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I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and

I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was the taxi was polished to a bright shi...

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Every morning, when I'm about leaving for work, my wife always reminds me of something that I forgot. Sometimes the house keys, other times the office keys, often times my mobile phone

Every morning, when I'm about to leave for work, my wife always reminds me of something that I forgot. Sometimes it’s the house keys, ...

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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes o...

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Jerry was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully to his wife, Karen, "I have one last request dear," he said. "Of course, Jerry," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," Jerry said, "I

Jerry was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully to his wife, Karen, "I have one last request, dear." "Of course, Jerry,...

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A father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. Trying to keep her busy, he tore out one page on which was printed the map of the world. He then tore

A father was reading a magazine, and his little daughter kept distracting him every few minutes. Trying to keep her busy, he tore out a pag...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?"

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone...

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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the records, he turn...

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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God’s w...

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Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She answers! Why? Her

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson that day. Her mother, very interested, asks, "Ho...

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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, Sir." "What would you do if another

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the st...

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks,

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over, glances at the clock, and sees that it’s half pas...

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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interupted by a pre-med student. "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interrupted by a pre-med stu...

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There was a village on the outskirts of a forest. A shepherd boy used to take his herd of sheep across the fields to the lawns near the forest. One day he felt very boring and wanted to have fun. So

There was a village on the outskirts of a forest. A shepherd boy used to take his herd of sheep across the fields to the lawns near the fo...

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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a

It was a dark, stormy night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out, taking his dog for a wal...

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Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, "I know how to get some time off from work!" "How?" asked the man. "Watch this," said the woman. She climbed up to the rafter and hanged

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asks the man. “Watch this,” she says....

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Va*ina?" She slams the

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She opens it and sees a strange man standing there. The man asks, "Exc...

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm to

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll chan...

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A man knocked at his Bedouin friend's door to ask him a favor: "I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a debt to pay. Can you do that for me?" The friend asked his wife to

A man knocked at his Bedouin friend's door to ask him a favor: "I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a debt...

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Paddy, the Irish labourer goes to his doctor, "I'm constipated." he says. The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table." After he does so, the doctor

Paddy, the Irish labourer, goes to his doctor. "I'm constipated," he says. The doctor examines him for a few minutes and th...

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An old stockman wanders into an Alice Springs pub. As he sits sipping his beer, a young woman sits next to him. She turns to him and asks, "Are you a real stockman?" He replies, "Well, I've

An old stockman wanders into an Alice Springs pub. As he sits sipping his beer, a young woman sits next to him. She turns to him and asks,...

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A Raven, which you know is black as coal, was envious of the Swan, because her feathers were as white as the purest snow. The foolish bird got the idea that if he lived like the Swan

A Raven, which you know is black as coal, was envious of the Swan, because her feathers were as white as the purest snow. The foolish bird...

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Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was five, ten or fifteen minutes late. But as he was a

Tom was in his early 50s, retired, and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he w...

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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: She says. "I want my husband to

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it, and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him t...

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A Trumpeter during a battle ventured too near the enemy and was captured by them. They were about to proceed to put him to death when he begged them to hear his plea for mercy. "I do not

A Trumpeter during a battle ventured too near the enemy and was captured by them. They were about to proceed to put him to death when he ...

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A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's organization connected with a prominent church. The team was recently challenged by a rival club. The pastor gave a special contribution of

A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's organization connected with a prominent church. The team was recently chall...

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: "Where were you last night?" Son says: "I was at the library."

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: "Where were...

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Dive into a world where laughter knows no bounds, and every chuckle is a treasure. Asyoli.com is your go-to destination for a daily dose of humor, where funny jokes, heartwarming

Dive into a world where laughter knows no bounds, and every chuckle is a treasure. Asyoli.com is your go-to destination for a daily dose...

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