Every morning, when I'm about leaving for work, my wife always reminds me of something that I forgot. Sometimes the house keys, other times the office keys, often times my mobile phone

Every morning, when I'm about to leave for work, my wife always reminds me of something that I forgot. Sometimes it’s the house keys, other times the office keys, and often my mobile phone.

One morning, as I was heading out, she called after me:

"Honey! You forgot something!"

I sighed, turned around, and checked my pockets. "What is it this time? My phone? My wallet?"

She shook her head. "No… you forgot to kiss me goodbye!"

I smiled, feeling touched, and gave her a kiss.

As I turned back toward the door, she smirked and said, "Also… you really did forget your wallet."

"See? This is why I married you!" I said, grabbing my wallet.

She laughed and replied, "No, you married me because I remember everything… including all the dumb things you say!"