Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench. "Howdy ladies," Little Johnny said as he passed three women. "Do you know

 Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench.

"Howdy, ladies," Little Johnny said with a polite tip of his cap. "Do you know why bananas are never lonely?"

The women paused mid-bite, looking at each other curiously. One finally said, "No, why?"

Johnny grinned and said, "Because they all hang out in bunches!"

Billy snorted, the ladies chuckled, and one of them replied, "That was actually pretty clever."

Johnny, emboldened by the response, added, "Also, did you know bananas are great at yoga? They’re always doing the splits!"

At that, Billy lost it and nearly fell over laughing. One of the women, playing along, said, “You should be on stage!”

Johnny puffed up proudly. “Funny you say that! I was on stage once.”

“Really?” asked another lady, smiling.

“Yep,” Johnny said. “It was at the school talent show. I tried to juggle bananas, but I slipped, fell into the punch bowl, and the bananas won first prize instead.”

The ladies burst out laughing.

As they walked away, Billy nudged Johnny and said, “Dude, you’re like a banana comedian.”

Johnny nodded solemnly. “That’s right. I peel to the crowd.”