<style>/*<link href='https://www.blogger.com/dyn-css/authorization.css?targetBlogID=9087193040174239302&zx=7223176b-352d-41dc-ba98-1af0a94a40d3' media='none' onload='if(media!='all')media='all'' rel='stylesheet'/><noscript><link href='https://www.blogger.com/dyn-css/authorization.css?targetBlogID=9087193040174239302&zx=7223176b-352d-41dc-ba98-1af0a94a40d3' rel='stylesheet'/></noscript>
<meta name='google-adsense-platform-account' content='ca-host-pub-1556223355139109'/>
<meta name='google-adsense-platform-domain' content='blogspot.com'/>

</head><body>*/</style>

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes

31 mars, 2025

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

As the children lined up, little Timmy, who was always a bit mischievous, took one apple and then snuck over to the dessert tray, which had a pile of cookies. He grabbed a handful and went to sit down.

The nun, noticing this, walked over to him and asked, "Timmy, what did I tell you about the apples?"

Timmy looked up at her innocently and said, "Well, Sister, you said God was watching the apples... but I figured He wasn't paying attention to the cookies!"

The nun stared at him for a moment, then smiled and said, "Well, Timmy, it seems you're a little too smart for your own good. Next time, try sharing your cookies with God!"

Timmy, grinning ear to ear, replied, "I’m sure He’d prefer cookies to apples anyway!"

<style>/*
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/widgets/382300504-widgets.js"></script>
<script type='text/javascript'>
window['__wavt'] = 'AOuZoY5KKg9Z4nMV2f3rRh9kaSSaGum0qA:1766817011834';_WidgetManager._Init('//www.blogger.com/rearrange?blogID\x3d9087193040174239302','//jokesnap.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-children-were-lined-up-in-cafeteria.html','9087193040174239302');
_WidgetManager._SetDataContext([{'name': 'blog', 'data': {'blogId': '9087193040174239302', 'title': 'Joke Snap', 'url': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-children-were-lined-up-in-cafeteria.html', 'canonicalUrl': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-children-were-lined-up-in-cafeteria.html', 'homepageUrl': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/', 'searchUrl': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/search', 'canonicalHomepageUrl': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/', 'blogspotFaviconUrl': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/favicon.ico', 'bloggerUrl': 'https://www.blogger.com', 'hasCustomDomain': false, 'httpsEnabled': true, 'enabledCommentProfileImages': true, 'gPlusViewType': 'FILTERED_POSTMOD', 'adultContent': false, 'analyticsAccountNumber': '', 'encoding': 'UTF-8', 'locale': 'fr', 'localeUnderscoreDelimited': 'fr', 'languageDirection': 'ltr', 'isPrivate': false, 'isMobile': false, 'isMobileRequest': false, 'mobileClass': '', 'isPrivateBlog': false, 'isDynamicViewsAvailable': true, 'feedLinks': '\x3clink rel\x3d\x22alternate\x22 type\x3d\x22application/atom+xml\x22 title\x3d\x22Joke Snap - Atom\x22 href\x3d\x22https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default\x22 /\x3e\n\x3clink rel\x3d\x22alternate\x22 type\x3d\x22application/rss+xml\x22 title\x3d\x22Joke Snap - RSS\x22 href\x3d\x22https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?alt\x3drss\x22 /\x3e\n\x3clink rel\x3d\x22service.post\x22 type\x3d\x22application/atom+xml\x22 title\x3d\x22Joke Snap - Atom\x22 href\x3d\x22https://www.blogger.com/feeds/9087193040174239302/posts/default\x22 /\x3e\n\n\x3clink rel\x3d\x22alternate\x22 type\x3d\x22application/atom+xml\x22 title\x3d\x22Joke Snap - Atom\x22 href\x3d\x22https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/feeds/6611175628925272811/comments/default\x22 /\x3e\n', 'meTag': '', 'adsenseHostId': 'ca-host-pub-1556223355139109', 'adsenseHasAds': false, 'adsenseAutoAds': false, 'boqCommentIframeForm': true, 'loginRedirectParam': '', 'view': '', 'dynamicViewsCommentsSrc': '//www.blogblog.com/dynamicviews/4224c15c4e7c9321/js/comments.js', 'dynamicViewsScriptSrc': '//www.blogblog.com/dynamicviews/daef15016aa26cab', 'plusOneApiSrc': 'https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js', 'disableGComments': true, 'interstitialAccepted': false, 'sharing': {'platforms': [{'name': 'Obtenir le lien', 'key': 'link', 'shareMessage': 'Obtenir le lien', 'target': ''}, {'name': 'Facebook', 'key': 'facebook', 'shareMessage': 'Partager sur Facebook', 'target': 'facebook'}, {'name': 'BlogThis!', 'key': 'blogThis', 'shareMessage': 'BlogThis!', 'target': 'blog'}, {'name': 'X', 'key': 'twitter', 'shareMessage': 'Partager sur X', 'target': 'twitter'}, {'name': 'Pinterest', 'key': 'pinterest', 'shareMessage': 'Partager sur Pinterest', 'target': 'pinterest'}, {'name': 'E-mail', 'key': 'email', 'shareMessage': 'E-mail', 'target': 'email'}], 'disableGooglePlus': true, 'googlePlusShareButtonWidth': 0, 'googlePlusBootstrap': '\x3cscript type\x3d\x22text/javascript\x22\x3ewindow.___gcfg \x3d {\x27lang\x27: \x27fr\x27};\x3c/script\x3e'}, 'hasCustomJumpLinkMessage': false, 'jumpLinkMessage': 'Lire la suite', 'pageType': 'item', 'postId': '6611175628925272811', 'postImageThumbnailUrl': 'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz1fDkrHeyCocZLt0c88Pdt8Obyz5Sov7D7QPZsfqqTLllzuWwqQv-iWubcKLozsQgigdwCgbs8FRRunixa1WdvYmdmnLJ2AjQwbKXhJaKspbJsOEMEC_fB-pO_MWoENPwqJV_NuIF27Ly1ugJxoj_EwaoSOyK-dX6uxI6iNxeXCCQiCDKYeUY79E5We9C/s72-w605-c-h496/ai-generated-apples-in-a-wooden-barrel-free-png.png', 'postImageUrl': 'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz1fDkrHeyCocZLt0c88Pdt8Obyz5Sov7D7QPZsfqqTLllzuWwqQv-iWubcKLozsQgigdwCgbs8FRRunixa1WdvYmdmnLJ2AjQwbKXhJaKspbJsOEMEC_fB-pO_MWoENPwqJV_NuIF27Ly1ugJxoj_EwaoSOyK-dX6uxI6iNxeXCCQiCDKYeUY79E5We9C/w605-h496/ai-generated-apples-in-a-wooden-barrel-free-png.png', 'pageName': 'The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, \x22Take only', 'pageTitle': 'Joke Snap: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, \x22Take only'}}, {'name': 'features', 'data': {}}, {'name': 'messages', 'data': {'edit': 'Modifier', 'linkCopiedToClipboard': 'Lien copi\xe9 dans le presse-papiers\xa0!', 'ok': 'OK', 'postLink': 'Publier le lien'}}, {'name': 'template', 'data': {'name': 'custom', 'localizedName': 'Personnaliser', 'isResponsive': true, 'isAlternateRendering': false, 'isCustom': true}}, {'name': 'view', 'data': {'classic': {'name': 'classic', 'url': '?view\x3dclassic'}, 'flipcard': {'name': 'flipcard', 'url': '?view\x3dflipcard'}, 'magazine': {'name': 'magazine', 'url': '?view\x3dmagazine'}, 'mosaic': {'name': 'mosaic', 'url': '?view\x3dmosaic'}, 'sidebar': {'name': 'sidebar', 'url': '?view\x3dsidebar'}, 'snapshot': {'name': 'snapshot', 'url': '?view\x3dsnapshot'}, 'timeslide': {'name': 'timeslide', 'url': '?view\x3dtimeslide'}, 'isMobile': false, 'title': 'The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, \x22Take only', 'description': '\xa0 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples...', 'featuredImage': 'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz1fDkrHeyCocZLt0c88Pdt8Obyz5Sov7D7QPZsfqqTLllzuWwqQv-iWubcKLozsQgigdwCgbs8FRRunixa1WdvYmdmnLJ2AjQwbKXhJaKspbJsOEMEC_fB-pO_MWoENPwqJV_NuIF27Ly1ugJxoj_EwaoSOyK-dX6uxI6iNxeXCCQiCDKYeUY79E5We9C/w605-h496/ai-generated-apples-in-a-wooden-barrel-free-png.png', 'url': 'https://jokesnap.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-children-were-lined-up-in-cafeteria.html', 'type': 'item', 'isSingleItem': true, 'isMultipleItems': false, 'isError': false, 'isPage': false, 'isPost': true, 'isHomepage': false, 'isArchive': false, 'isLabelSearch': false, 'postId': 6611175628925272811}}, {'name': 'widgets', 'data': [{'title': 'Upload Image', 'type': 'Image', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'Image10'}, {'title': 'Joke Snap (en-t\xeate)', 'type': 'Header', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'Header1'}, {'title': 'Search This Blog', 'type': 'BlogSearch', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'BlogSearch1'}, {'type': 'Attribution', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'Attribution1'}, {'title': '', 'type': 'BlogArchive', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'BlogArchive1'}, {'title': '', 'type': 'ReportAbuse', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'ReportAbuse1'}, {'title': '', 'type': 'PopularPosts', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'PopularPosts1', 'posts': [{'title': 'Mr. Smith, worked as an account manager for a company on the third floor for more than 35 years. He never missed a days work and you could set your clock by his 9:00 a.m. arrival time. One day, he', 'id': 1850329695898593677}, {'title': 'The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you\x27re angry, you might want to stop and remember this story: it\x27s a keeper. There once was a little boy', 'id': 4604383969224982986}, {'title': 'A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, \x22Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?\x22 The operator said, \x22I can, what\x27s the name and room', 'id': 4819807723426287173}]}, {'title': 'About Me', 'type': 'Profile', 'sectionId': 'upload-image', 'id': 'Profile1'}, {'title': '', 'type': 'LinkList', 'sectionId': 'header-main', 'id': 'LinkList11'}, {'title': '#Advertisement', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'before-blog', 'id': 'HTML11'}, {'title': '#Advertisement', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'before-post', 'id': 'HTML12'}, {'title': 'Articles du blog', 'type': 'Blog', 'sectionId': 'blog-post', 'id': 'Blog1', 'posts': [{'id': '6611175628925272811', 'title': 'The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, \x22Take only', 'featuredImage': 'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz1fDkrHeyCocZLt0c88Pdt8Obyz5Sov7D7QPZsfqqTLllzuWwqQv-iWubcKLozsQgigdwCgbs8FRRunixa1WdvYmdmnLJ2AjQwbKXhJaKspbJsOEMEC_fB-pO_MWoENPwqJV_NuIF27Ly1ugJxoj_EwaoSOyK-dX6uxI6iNxeXCCQiCDKYeUY79E5We9C/w605-h496/ai-generated-apples-in-a-wooden-barrel-free-png.png', 'showInlineAds': false}], 'headerByline': {'regionName': 'header1', 'items': [{'name': 'share', 'label': ''}, {'name': 'author', 'label': 'Par'}, {'name': 'timestamp', 'label': 'd MMM, yyyy'}]}, 'footerBylines': [{'regionName': 'footer1', 'items': [{'name': 'comments', 'label': 'Comment'}, {'name': 'icons', 'label': ''}]}, {'regionName': 'footer2', 'items': [{'name': 'labels', 'label': ''}]}], 'allBylineItems': [{'name': 'share', 'label': ''}, {'name': 'author', 'label': 'Par'}, {'name': 'timestamp', 'label': 'd MMM, yyyy'}, {'name': 'comments', 'label': 'Comment'}, {'name': 'icons', 'label': ''}, {'name': 'labels', 'label': ''}]}, {'title': '#Advertisement', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'ads-post', 'id': 'HTML13'}, {'title': '#Advertisement', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'ads-post', 'id': 'HTML14'}, {'title': '#Advertisement', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'ads-post', 'id': 'HTML16'}, {'title': 'Popular Posts', 'type': 'PopularPosts', 'sectionId': 'sidebar-static', 'id': 'PopularPosts10', 'posts': [{'title': 'Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an', 'id': 1839380218455239366}, {'title': 'A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod', 'id': 3124877112707510294}, {'title': 'An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection.  Smith later sued the driver. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver\x27s lawyer:', 'id': 3934366158954386770}, {'title': 'When Thompson hit seventy he decided to change his lifestyle completely so that he could live longer. He went on a strict diet, he jogged, he swam, and he took sunbaths.  In just three months,', 'id': 4449590900847370948}, {'title': 'A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.  The door of his wife\x27s', 'id': 6205921578870466738}]}, {'title': 'Blog Archive', 'type': 'BlogArchive', 'sectionId': 'sidebar-static', 'id': 'BlogArchive10'}, {'title': '#Recent Post', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'sidebar-static', 'id': 'HTML19'}, {'title': 'About Us', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'footer-widget', 'id': 'HTML21'}, {'title': 'Learn More', 'type': 'LinkList', 'sectionId': 'footer-widget', 'id': 'LinkList13'}, {'title': 'Follow Us', 'type': 'LinkList', 'sectionId': 'footer-widget', 'id': 'LinkList14'}, {'title': 'Newsletter', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'footer-widget', 'id': 'HTML22'}, {'title': 'Copyright', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'copyright', 'id': 'HTML23'}, {'title': 'SVG Icons', 'type': 'HTML', 'sectionId': 'jet-options', 'id': 'HTML24'}]}]);
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_ImageView', new _WidgetInfo('Image10', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('Image10'), {'resize': false}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HeaderView', new _WidgetInfo('Header1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('Header1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogSearchView', new _WidgetInfo('BlogSearch1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('BlogSearch1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_AttributionView', new _WidgetInfo('Attribution1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('Attribution1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogArchiveView', new _WidgetInfo('BlogArchive1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('BlogArchive1'), {'languageDirection': 'ltr', 'loadingMessage': 'Chargement\x26hellip;'}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_ReportAbuseView', new _WidgetInfo('ReportAbuse1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('ReportAbuse1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_PopularPostsView', new _WidgetInfo('PopularPosts1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('PopularPosts1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_ProfileView', new _WidgetInfo('Profile1', 'upload-image', document.getElementById('Profile1'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_LinkListView', new _WidgetInfo('LinkList11', 'header-main', document.getElementById('LinkList11'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML11', 'before-blog', document.getElementById('HTML11'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML12', 'before-post', document.getElementById('HTML12'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogView', new _WidgetInfo('Blog1', 'blog-post', document.getElementById('Blog1'), {'cmtInteractionsEnabled': false, 'lightboxEnabled': true, 'lightboxModuleUrl': 'https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/jsbin/211582760-lbx__fr.js', 'lightboxCssUrl': 'https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/v-css/828616780-lightbox_bundle.css'}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML13', 'ads-post', document.getElementById('HTML13'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML14', 'ads-post', document.getElementById('HTML14'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML16', 'ads-post', document.getElementById('HTML16'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_PopularPostsView', new _WidgetInfo('PopularPosts10', 'sidebar-static', document.getElementById('PopularPosts10'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_BlogArchiveView', new _WidgetInfo('BlogArchive10', 'sidebar-static', document.getElementById('BlogArchive10'), {'languageDirection': 'ltr', 'loadingMessage': 'Chargement\x26hellip;'}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML19', 'sidebar-static', document.getElementById('HTML19'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML21', 'footer-widget', document.getElementById('HTML21'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_LinkListView', new _WidgetInfo('LinkList13', 'footer-widget', document.getElementById('LinkList13'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_LinkListView', new _WidgetInfo('LinkList14', 'footer-widget', document.getElementById('LinkList14'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML22', 'footer-widget', document.getElementById('HTML22'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML23', 'copyright', document.getElementById('HTML23'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
_WidgetManager._RegisterWidget('_HTMLView', new _WidgetInfo('HTML24', 'jet-options', document.getElementById('HTML24'), {}, 'displayModeFull'));
</script>
</body>*/</style>