My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?"

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

She sighed and said, "Yes… he’s my old boyfriend. I heard he started drinking right after we broke up all those years ago, and he hasn’t been sober since."

I chuckled and said, "Wow… that's a long time to celebrate!"

She shot me a glare. "Very funny. But honestly, I feel bad for him. Imagine spending all that time drinking and wasting his life away."

I nodded, took a sip of my drink, and said, "Yeah, that’s crazy. I didn’t even know someone could keep celebrating for that long over a breakup… I usually just have a beer and move on!"

That’s when I realized she was still glaring at me.

Needless to say, I slept on the couch that night. 😆