At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the records, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What happens to all the candle drippings?"

The Rabbi smiled and said, "Good question! We collect them and send them to the candle factory. Once a year, they send us a free box of candles."

The inspector nodded, scribbled a note, and continued his audit. Then he asked, "I see you also purchase a lot of matzo. What about all the crumbs?"

The Rabbi chuckled. "Ah, we collect those too! We send them back to the bakery, and once a year, they send us a free box of matzo."

The inspector, now feeling quite clever, smirked and said, "Well, Rabbi, what about all the circumcision scraps? What do you do with those?"

The Rabbi stroked his beard and replied with a grin, "Oh, we collect those as well… and once a year, we send them to the Tax Office. And in return, they send us a little… well, you." 😆