During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm to

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor, and obey' my wife, can you just leave out the 'obey' part?"

The priest raised an eyebrow but discreetly slipped the $100 bill into his pocket. "I'll see what I can do," he said with a knowing smile.

The wedding day arrived, and everything was going smoothly. The church was beautifully decorated, the guests were seated, and the bride was beaming.

Then came the moment of truth. The priest turned to the groom and solemnly said, "Do you promise to bow down before your wife, serve her breakfast in bed every morning, do the dishes every night, and surrender control of the TV remote for the rest of your life?"

The groom’s jaw dropped. He stammered, "Uh… I do?"

As he whispered furiously to the priest, the priest leaned in with a smirk and said, "She gave me $200."