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A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating." The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."

A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating....

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're eating fish, the J...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. Whe...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Oliver asked. "I've been good" Jake said, ordering from the menu "I'm married with

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Olive...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

Water can overcome rock, even if rock seems stronger. Water persists and is soft and flexible. It takes longer, yet water gets through the hardest of rocks. Water overcomes because it is

Water can overcome rock, even if rock seems stronger. Water persists and is soft and flexible. It takes longer, yet water gets through the...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he had collected enough grass to last him through his period of illness. But suddenly, to his dismay, he saw that some friends who had

A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he had collected enough grass to last him through his period of illness....

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 28 juin, 2025

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional, he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional, he admitted that for years he had been stealing building...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 25 juin, 2025

A man takes his wife to the doctor for an annual checkup. When the doctor calls the woman in, she turns to her husband and says, "Let's go Harold." The husband dutifully follows her into the

A man takes his wife to the doctor for an annual checkup. When the doctor calls the woman in, she turns to her husband and says, "Let...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 25 juin, 2025

A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he had collected enough grass to last him through his period of illness. But suddenly, to his dismay, he saw that some friends who had

A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he had collected enough grass to last him through his period of illness. B...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 25 juin, 2025

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the ringmaster. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He climbs up to the

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the ringmaster. "I have the most unusual act," he ann...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 25 juin, 2025

A Normal Person From 20 Years Ago Looks Like A Monk Today. Remembering life before the digital age. And perhaps in 20 years this scatter brained state will look idyllic. We've spent a

A Normal Person From 20 Years Ago Looks Like A Monk Today. Remembering life before the digital age. And perhaps in 20 years this scatter-b...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 25 juin, 2025

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 17 juin, 2025

A young boy goes to a horse auction with his Dad. As the boy's Dad looks over the horses, he stops every once in a while, and runs his hand over the horses legs, chest and flanks... This gets the

A young boy goes to a horse auction with his Dad. As the boy's Dad looks over the horses, he stops every once in a while, and r...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 17 juin, 2025

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide event...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 16 juin, 2025

My teenage son asked me if I ever fell in love with a high school teacher. "In fact, I did. She was gorgeous! I couldn't take my eyes off of her... I dreamt of a life together with her day and night."

My teenage son asked me if I ever fell in love with a high school teacher. "In fact, I did. She was gorgeous! I couldn't take my ...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 16 juin, 2025

A mother has written a touching note to the teenager who taught her daughter how to use her skateboard has gone viral. "Dear teenage boy at the skate park: You're probably about 15

A mother has written a touching note to the teenager who taught her daughter how to use her skateboard has gone viral. "Dear teenage ...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 16 juin, 2025

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. M...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 16 juin, 2025

A reporter asked Cristiano Ronaldo: Cristiano why does your mother still live with you? Why not build her a house? Cristiano Ronaldo: "My mother raised me by sacrificing her life for me. She

Cristiano Ronaldo, leaning back in his chair, a slight smirk playing on his lips, replied with a twinkle in his eye: "My mother raised...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 16 juin, 2025

At the local municipal golf course one day, a devout and pious priest turned up for a game. His usual partner, a like-minded fellow clergyman was unavailable, so he asked the manager to

At the local municipal golf course one day, a devout and pious priest turned up for a game. His usual partner, a like-minded fellow clergy...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 15 juin, 2025

Four elderly ranchers were enjoying breakfast in a small cafe in northern Arizona. They were talking about everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the

Four elderly ranchers were enjoying breakfast in a small cafe in northern Arizona. They were talking about everything from cattle, horses,...

JokeSnap | Funny Jokes & Memes 15 juin, 2025

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