John says "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife." "Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?" Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike

John says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife."
"Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after the service for me?"

Mike doesn’t like it, but being a good friend—and very curious—he agrees.
After the service, Mike nervously approaches the minister and says,
"Reverend, that was a great sermon! But I have so many questions about it... Could you explain a few things?"

The minister smiles, "Of course, my son. Always happy to talk about the Good Word."

Mike launches into a flurry of random theological questions:
"If Jonah survived in a whale, could he also survive in a hippo? Why did David pick five stones if he only needed one for Goliath? And... do angels have wings like pigeons or eagles?"

The minister blinks, a little confused, but he answers each question patiently.
Mike keeps going, glancing nervously at the clock. Ten minutes. Twenty. Forty-five.

Finally, after an hour of increasingly bizarre questions—like "If Jesus had a pet, would it have been a cat or a dog?"—the minister sighs and says,
"Mike, is everything okay?"

Mike scratches his head and replies,
"Honestly, Reverend... I think I just saved your marriage."

The minister stares at him.

Then says slowly, "Mike… I’m not even married."

Mike freezes.
"Wait… you’re not? Then who’s John with?"

They both pause.
The organist suddenly rushes out of the choir room with wild hair and lipstick on her collar.

Mike and the minister exchange a look.
"Well," Mike says, "guess I’m gonna need a different kind of forgiveness."