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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying

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3 avr., 2025

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.

The first old guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention."

The second old guy replies, "Oh wow! I’m looking for my wife too! What does yours look like?"

The first old guy sighs and says, "Well, she’s 5’7", has long blonde hair, blue eyes, wearing a tight red dress, and she looks like she just walked off a movie set. What about yours?"

The second old guy shrugs, "Eh… never mind mine. Let’s go look for yours!"

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