A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding. She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle. Mom forgot

 

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice, long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

But, as moms do sometimes, she forgot.

On the wedding night, as the newlyweds arrived at their honeymoon suite, the bride excitedly opened her suitcase, expecting to pull out her elegant, lacy negligee. Instead, she found…

A fluffy, polka-dotted flannel nightgown with cartoon kittens on it.

Horrified, she gasped, "Oh no! Mom packed the wrong thing!"

Her new husband, trying to be supportive, chuckled, "Well, I guess your mom just wanted to make sure I married you for your personality."

She glared at him, but then he smiled and added, "Besides, if we turn the lights off, does it really matter?"

The bride sighed, laughing despite herself. "Well, at least I know one thing—my mom just ensured I get a good night's sleep on my wedding night!

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