Two young entrepreneurial prostitutes were driving around town. Their car had a sign on top that read: "Two Prostitutes - $50.00." A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies

Two young entrepreneurial prostitutes were driving around town. Their car had a sign on top that read:

"Two Prostitutes – $50.00."

A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over. He walked up to the driver's side window, adjusted his hat, and said sternly, "Ladies, you can’t be advertising that kind of business in public!"

The driver, a clever young woman, gave him an innocent smile and replied, "Oh, officer, you misunderstand! We’re not what you think we are."

The officer raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Then explain the sign."

The passenger chimed in, "It’s a business, sir! We’re selling Bibles!"

The officer folded his arms. "Bibles? For $50? That’s a bit expensive, don’t you think?"

The driver grinned and said, "Well, that depends, officer. Are you looking for the sermon… or the full service?"

The officer’s face turned red, and after a moment of silence, he cleared his throat and mumbled, "Alright, just... move along."

As he walked back to his car, he could hear the two women giggling.

The passenger turned to the driver and smirked, "See? I told you marketing is everything!"