Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while eating a baguette. But look at that smile!" the coroner says. "It’s almost like he was really enjoying his last bite!"
The police officer, intrigued, asks, "What about the second one?"
"Second body: Englishman, 45, died of a stroke while reading a book. He’s got this big grin, as though he just finished the last chapter of a mystery novel and figured out who the murderer was!" the coroner replies.
The officer raises an eyebrow. "And the third body?"
"Third body: American, 30, died of a peanut butter overdose. And, yes, you guessed it – big smile. I can only assume it was the moment he realized there were no calories in the peanut butter he was eating!"
The officer is baffled. "This is really strange. Why are they all smiling?"
The coroner shrugs. "I’m not sure, but it seems like they all went out doing something they loved. The Frenchman with his baguette, the Englishman with his book, and the American with his peanut butter. Maybe they were just happy they didn’t have to deal with life anymore."
The officer sighs. "Well, at least they all went out with a good attitude. But here's the weirdest part…"
"What’s that?" asks the coroner.
"The last body... it’s got a smile too, but it’s a little more of a grin than a smile."
"And who was the last person?"
"A dentist."
