There was this gas station in redneck country, trying to increase its sales. One day, the owner came up with an idea and put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a redneck customer pulled

There was this gas station in redneck country trying to increase its sales. One day, the owner came up with an idea and put up a sign saying:

"Free Sex with Fill-up!"

Soon, a redneck customer pulled up, filled his tank to the brim, and excitedly walked inside.

Redneck: "I saw the sign out there. I filled up my truck. So… where’s my free sex?"

The cashier, a young guy with a smirk, said, "Alright, but first, you gotta play a little game. You have to guess a number between 1 and 10!"

The redneck scratched his head, thought for a moment, and said, "Uh… seven?"

The cashier shook his head. "Nope! It was four. Better luck next time!"

The redneck grumbled but left.

A few days later, he came back, filled up again, and hurried inside.

Redneck: "Alright, I filled up again. Lemme guess… it's six!"

The cashier chuckled. "Ooh, sorry, it was nine. Try again next time!"

Frustrated but determined, the redneck drove home. His buddy Bubba, sitting on the porch drinking a beer, asked him what was wrong.

After hearing the story, Bubba shook his head and said, "Dang it, Cletus! That gas station is scamming you!"

Cletus frowned and said, "Nah, I don’t think so. My wife’s been winning every time!"