Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline: The frog asks the psychic, "When will

 Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline:

The frog asks the psychic, "When will I finally find love?"

The psychic pauses for a moment, then says, "I see… a beautiful young woman in your future. She will be absolutely enchanted by you!"

The frog's eyes widen in excitement. "Wow! That's amazing! Will I meet her at a pond? A swamp? Maybe a fancy lily pad party?"

The psychic clears her throat and replies, "Actually… she’ll meet you in her biology class."

The frog croaks in horror, "Oh no, not again!"