A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she has just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?"

 A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

The dispatcher responded, "Have you arrested the woman?"

The officer replied, "No, not yet. But we’re trying to figure out what to charge her with."

The dispatcher paused for a moment and asked, "Well, what’s the situation? Did he step on the floor accidentally?"

The officer sighed, "No, it seems he did it on purpose. And it wasn’t even a casual step. He did a full tap dance routine right in the middle of the kitchen, with jazz hands and everything!"

The dispatcher burst out laughing. "Sounds like he was asking for it! What’s the husband’s condition?"

The officer said, "Well, he’s alive... but I think the real crime here is his sense of rhythm."

The dispatcher asked, "So, what’s the charge?"

The officer thought for a second and replied, "We’re considering ‘premeditated mopicide.’"

The dispatcher chuckled and said, "That sounds like a dirty crime to me."

The officer paused and said, "Yeah, but it’s going to be hard to clean up the evidence."