A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of You B*****ds who want off

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

Suddenly, she heard the train come to a stop and her son shout loudly:

"All of you bds who want off, get off now! And all of you bds who want on, hurry up!"

The mother froze.

Shocked, she stormed into the living room and said, "Young man! We do NOT use that kind of language in this house! Go to your room for an hour and think about what you’ve done!"

The little boy pouted, but he marched upstairs.

After an hour, he returned, looking properly sorry.

He sat down quietly and started playing with his train again.

The mother stood in the doorway, listening.

The train pulled into the station, and this time, her son spoke nicely:

"All passengers who need to get off, please do so in an orderly fashion. Thank you for riding with us. All new passengers, please find a seat and enjoy the ride."

The mother smiled proudly.

Then, just as she was about to walk away, she heard her son add:

"And if any of you b*ds are upset about the delay, take it up with the lady in the kitchen!"