A leopard was chasing a dog. The dog entered the toilet through a window. The toilet was closed from the outside. The leopard entered behind the dog, and both got stuck in the toilet. When the

 

A leopard was chasing a dog. The dog entered the toilet through a window. The toilet was closed from the outside. The leopard entered behind the dog, and both got stuck in the toilet. When the dog realized they were both trapped, he started barking frantically.

"Great! Now we're stuck!" the dog said, trying to squirm free.

The leopard, who was obviously not thrilled by the situation, growled in frustration. "I don’t believe this! I was just about to catch you, and now we’re in a... bathroom? This is humiliating!"

The dog, still trying to wriggle his way out, looked up and said, "Well, I didn't think we'd be sharing a bathroom today, but here we are. Might as well make the most of it. Ever considered how dangerous it is to chase a dog in a bathroom?"

The leopard huffed, "Are you trying to tell me you're an expert on bathrooms now? What’s next? You going to suggest a cleaning schedule?"

The dog smirked. "Well, if we’re going to be stuck here, we might as well try some team-building exercises. You know, leopard... dog... toilet yoga!"

The leopard blinked, “Toilet yoga? Are you kidding me?”

But then, before the leopard could respond, the dog, with his usual cheeky grin, added, “I’m just saying, it's time to flush out the old habits and find a new way to escape!”

The leopard looked around, clearly disgusted. “You’re unbelievable. I’m going to have nightmares about this for weeks!”

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