Jimmy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said. Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors

Jimmy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.

"We have 99," replied the shop owner.

"Give us the lot!" said Jimmy-Joe, slapping a wad of cash on the counter. He gathered all 99 budgies into cages and walked out of the shop with a determined look.

Next, he went to a tailor's shop.

"I need a custom-made suit," he said. "Bright green, feathery, and with wings attached."

The tailor, used to strange requests, just nodded. "Alright, come back in an hour."

When Jimmy-Joe returned, the suit was ready. He put it on immediately, stuffing feathers into every crevice until he looked like a giant human-sized budgie.

Then, he made his way to the highest bridge in town. People gathered, watching in confusion as he placed the cages carefully along the railing.

With a deep breath, he flung open all the cage doors, releasing 99 budgies into the sky.

As they fluttered around, chirping in chaos, Jimmy-Joe climbed onto the railing, spread his arms wide, and yelled:

"BUDGIE JUMP!"

And leaped.

It did not go as planned.

As he tumbled down, flapping wildly, the budgies flew off in all directions, utterly ignoring him. He hit the water below with an enormous splash.

Soaking wet and coughing, he dragged himself to shore, where a fisherman stared at him and said:

"Mate… next time, try a bungee jump, not a budgie jump."