A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen like a man on a mission.

"Careful!" he shouted. "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once! TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more salt! MORE SALT! You never put enough salt! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Hurry! Are you even watching them? THE EDGES ARE BURNING! WATCH OUT! FLIP! FLIP! FLIP! MORE BUTTER! USE THE SPATULA! THE SPATULA! AAHH, WHERE'S THE SPATULA?!? OH NOOO, THEY’RE GONNA STICK! QUICK! SAVE THEM!"

The wife just stood there, gripping the spatula tightly, her eye twitching. She slowly turned to face her husband, took a deep breath, and with a forced smile, said:

"Honey… you do realize that I know how to cook eggs, right?"

Her husband nodded sheepishly.

"Of course you do," he said.

Then, without missing a beat, she added:

"Well, just remember that the next time you're DRIVING and I’m in the passenger seat!"

The husband blinked. The message was clear.

From that day forward, he never commented on her cooking again.