A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage, a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the officer, chattering and pointing at the car. The officer, a little bewildered, stared at the monkey, unsure of what was going on.

"Hey there, little guy," said the officer, scratching his head. "Did you see what happened here?"

The monkey looked up, as if trying to communicate, then grabbed a branch and shook it. The officer was about to write it off as a curious creature, when the monkey grabbed the officer's notepad and scribbled something that vaguely resembled a license plate number.

The officer was stunned. “Wait a minute, do you know who did this?”

The monkey nodded vigorously and pointed at the wreckage. Then, out of nowhere, the monkey did something truly unbelievable—he pulled out a tiny banana from his pocket, peeled it, and took a bite, all while staring at the officer with a smug grin.

“Seriously?” the officer said, baffled. “You’re telling me this accident was caused by... a banana peel?”

The monkey shrugged, as if to say, What else could it be?

The officer, now both amazed and slightly frustrated, walked over to his car to call for backup. “I’ve seen some crazy things on the job,” he muttered. “But a monkey that can write license plates and apparently knows how to commit vehicular manslaughter with a banana peel... that’s a first.”

Just then, the monkey let out another squeal and grabbed the officer’s flashlight, shining it at the wreckage. With a wink, the officer finally realized what the monkey was trying to say: This wasn’t an accident; it was an act of banana-terrorism!

And so, the officer, with the monkey now sitting calmly on his shoulder, called in his report. It was the strangest day in his career, but hey—if there’s one thing he learned, it’s that when you’ve got a monkey as your witness, everything becomes a bit... bananas.