A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man.
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A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor, surprised, asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
The doctor is stunned. "Two years?! Why didn’t you come to me sooner?"
The man looks around nervously, leans in, and whispers, "Because we really needed the eggs!"
The doctor stares at him for a moment, then sighs. "Sir, this is serious. Your wife needs treatment."
The man nods. "I know, I know… but before we do that, can you at least teach her how to lay omelets? Because I’m getting tired of boiled eggs every morning."
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