A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me

A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he commented, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," the friend said, "and left me $10,000."

"Wow... that's sad, but at least she left you something."

"Yeah, but then in July, my uncle died and left me $20,000."

"Geez… I'm sorry to hear that. But again, that’s a lot of money you inherited."

"And then in August, my great-aunt passed and left me $50,000."

The man’s eyes widened. "That's three family members in three months… and you inherited nearly $80,000? So why do you look so miserable?"

His friend stared into his glass, sighed, and muttered:

"Because it’s September… and so far, nothing!" 😞🍺

The man paused, blinked, and said, “You do realize this isn’t a subscription service, right?”

To which the friend replied, “Don’t ruin my hope. I've already baked cookies for the Grim Reaper.”