A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I want to be castrated!" The doctor says "Why? You should know that this operation is painful and irreversible." So the man replies "Doc, this is my business

and I’ve made up my mind. I want to be castrated, and I want it done today!"

The doctor, seeing the man’s determination, sighs and agrees. "Alright, but don’t say I didn’t warn you."

A few hours later, the man wakes up in the recovery room, feeling groggy. He looks over and sees another man in the hospital bed next to him, also recovering from surgery.

Trying to make conversation, he groans, "Hey, what are you in for?"

The man beside him rubs his eyes and says, "Oh, I just had a circumcision."

The first man’s face turns pale. "CIRCUMCISION?! That’s the word I was looking for!!"