The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" he asks shyly. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body
The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.
Bob: "In front of you?" he asks shyly.
The nurse chuckles. "Well, no, but I've seen the naked human body before. Trust me, it’s nothing new."
Bob hesitates but finally starts undressing. Just as he’s about to slip into the hospital gown, he looks at the thin fabric and frowns.
Bob: "Uh… this thing opens at the back. It doesn’t seem very… secure."
The nurse smirks. "That’s the design. Just tie it up, and you’ll be fine!"
Bob does as instructed and sits on the examination table, feeling very exposed.
A few minutes later, the doctor walks in, flipping through his clipboard. He barely glances at Bob before saying, "Alright, let’s see what we’ve got here. Please remove your gown."
Bob’s jaw drops.
Bob: "You mean… I just put this thing on… only to take it off again?!"
The nurse nods. "Yep, that’s how it works."
Bob: "Well, why didn’t you just have me stay undressed in the first place?"
The nurse grins. "Because watching people struggle with these ridiculous gowns is the only entertainment we get around here."
Bob sighs. "So… what’s the point of the gown?"
The doctor finally looks up and deadpans: "Honestly? Nobody knows."
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