Paddy and Angus meet at their favourite bar. Over their pints, Angus leaned in and said, "Does ye know what I did last night, eh?" Paddy had no idea, and Angus said, "I'm a very rich man. I robbed a

 Paddy and Angus meet at their favorite bar. Over their pints, Angus leaned in and said, "D'ye know what I did last night, eh?"

Paddy raised an eyebrow. "I’ve no clue, Angus. What’d ye do?"

Angus took a dramatic sip of his beer and grinned. "I’m a very rich man now, Paddy. I robbed a bank!"

Paddy nearly choked on his drink. "You what?! Are ye mad, man?"

Angus puffed out his chest. "Aye, I planned it out perfectly. I wore a mask, snuck in at night, cracked the safe open, and walked out with a fortune!"

Paddy shook his head. "And ye got away with it?"

Angus beamed. "Aye, no alarms, no coppers, no nothing. I was as silent as a cat!"

Paddy thought for a moment, then narrowed his eyes. "Wait a minute... which bank did ye rob, exactly?"

Angus took another sip and proudly declared, "That charity bank at the community center!"

Paddy smacked his forehead. "Ye great gobshite! That wasn’t a bank, that was a donation box for the orphanage!"

Angus froze, beer halfway to his lips. "Ah... well, that explains why there was only loose change and IOUs inside."

Paddy shook his head. "So ye did all that risk for nothin’?"

Angus sighed and pulled out a handful of coins from his pocket. "Not entirely... I got me enough for a pint."

Paddy groaned. "Angus, ye are the worst criminal I’ve ever met."

Angus clinked his glass against Paddy’s. "Aye... but at least I’m not thirsty!"