Little Johnny is in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon. The teacher decides to have a game for the kids to get them thinking. "Okay, class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote,

Little Johnny is in the classroom, bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon. The teacher decides to have a game to get the kids thinking.

"Okay, class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and whoever can tell me who said it gets to leave school early today!"

The whole class suddenly perks up, especially Little Johnny, who sees an opportunity to escape his last-period misery.

The teacher clears her throat. "‘Give me liberty, or give me death!’ Who said that?"

Before anyone can even think, Sarah raises her hand. "Patrick Henry!" she exclaims.

"Very good, Sarah! You may go home."

Sarah gleefully grabs her backpack and skips out the door.

The teacher continues. "‘Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the Earth.’ Who said that?"

Michael shoots his hand up. "Abraham Lincoln!"

"Excellent, Michael! You may go home too!"

Michael practically flies out of his chair and runs out the door.

Now Little Johnny is getting frustrated. He needs to get out of here.

The teacher smiles. "Okay, last one. ‘I have a dream…’ Who said that?"

Before anyone can respond, Little Johnny mutters under his breath, "Man, I wish these nerds would just shut up."

The teacher gasps. "Who said that?"

Johnny jumps up, slings his backpack over his shoulder, and grins.

"Donald Trump! See ya on Monday!"

And with that, he sprints out the door.