A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the

 A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the cereal aisle, and with a bright smile, she turned to him and said, "I have to ask, young man... are you following me?"

The young man, caught off guard, looked around quickly and said, "Uh, no, ma’am. I’m just shopping."

She raised an eyebrow, "Oh, really? Because it seems like every time I turn around, you’re right there!"

The man chuckled nervously, "Well, I guess we’re just shopping at the same time. I’m not following you!"

The lady paused for a moment, then grinned. "That’s funny... because I was just going to ask you the same thing!"

The man blinked, trying to make sense of the situation. "Wait, what? You mean, you think I’m following you?"

She nodded dramatically, "Exactly. You’ve been tailing me ever since I picked up my first bag of flour!"

The man laughed, realizing she was teasing him. "No, no! I’m just trying to find the best deal on the soup!"

The lady raised a finger and pointed. "Ah! So we’re both looking for bargains, huh? Well, if you’re going to be following me, at least be good company!"

The man, now enjoying the banter, nodded. "I’ll do my best! But I can’t promise I won’t try to grab the last can of tomato soup if you’re too slow!"

The lady winked. "Oh, don’t worry. I’m fast—and I know where they hide the good stuff!"