A lawyer tries to make conversation with the barber when barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer's ear: "This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the world! Look, watch out now..." Barber shouts
A lawyer tries to make conversation with the barber while the barber shaves his hair. The barber leans in and whispers in the lawyer's ear, "This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the world! Look, watch out now..."
The barber suddenly shouts across the shop, "Hey, Timmy! How much is 2 plus 2?"
Timmy, a kid sitting nearby, looks up with a blank stare, then confidently replies, "Uh… 5!"
The barber and the lawyer exchange knowing glances. The barber shakes his head, muttering, “See? I told you. One of the dumbest kids I’ve ever met.”
The lawyer, trying to be diplomatic, says, "Well, maybe he’s just nervous. Let’s ask him something a bit easier."
The lawyer turns to Timmy and says, “Alright, kid, what’s 10 minus 3?”
Timmy scratches his head for a second, then confidently says, “Um… 6!”
The lawyer lets out a chuckle, looking at the barber. “Wow, that’s tough. But hey, maybe he just needs a bit more practice with numbers.”
The barber sighs and says, "Let’s see if I can get him on this next one. Timmy, tell me, what’s 2 plus 2 again?"
Timmy looks at the barber, then at the lawyer, and after a long pause, he grins and says, “I know this one! It’s… 4!”
The barber and lawyer exchange glances, both shocked. The lawyer says, “Well, well! Looks like he’s learning.”
The barber grins and pats Timmy on the back. “Yep, took him all day, but he’s finally got it!”
The lawyer laughs, but then Timmy leans in and whispers to the barber, “Actually, I knew it was 4 all along... I was just waiting for you to stop asking questions so I could finish my sandwich.”
