A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man

 A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and—POOF!—a genie appeared!

The genie stretched, cracked his knuckles, and said, "I will grant you three wishes… BUT whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double!"

The man’s eye twitched. "Wait… double? For my ex-wife? The woman who took my dog, my car, and half my paycheck?"

The genie smirked. "That’s the deal. Take it or leave it."

The man sighed. "Alright… fine. First wish—I want a million dollars!"

POOF! A bag of cash appeared in his hands.

Somewhere, his ex-wife just received two million.

The man gritted his teeth. "Okay, second wish—I want a huge mansion!"

POOF! A beautiful mansion appeared in front of him.

Meanwhile, his ex-wife just got TWO mansions.

The man clenched his fists. He thought long and hard… then suddenly grinned.

"Alright, Genie… for my third wish… I want you to scare me half to death!”

The genie’s eyes widened.

POOF!

The man collapsed to the ground, gasping… but still alive.

Meanwhile, miles away, his ex-wife suddenly dropped dead.

The man dusted himself off, looked at the genie, and said, "Some deals just need a little creative thinking!"

The genie burst out laughing and gave him a high-five.