A doctor and an engineer went into a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the doctor said to the engineer, "Man! I'm the

 A doctor and an engineer went into a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor slyly stole three chocolate bars and slipped them into his pocket.

As they left the store, the doctor smirked at the engineer and said, "Man! I'm the best thief. I just stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that!"

The engineer raised an eyebrow and replied, "Oh really? Watch and learn."

He then walked confidently back into the store, approached the cashier, and said, "Excuse me, sir, would you like to see some magic?"

The cashier, intrigued, nodded.

The engineer picked up three chocolate bars from the shelf and ate them one by one, right in front of the cashier.

The cashier was shocked. "What are you doing?! You just ate three chocolate bars without paying!"

The engineer grinned and said, "Ah, but check my friend's pocket. He stole them!"

The doctor stood there, jaw dropped, while the engineer casually walked out, patting his full stomach.

Moral of the story: Engineers may not steal, but they definitely know how to shift the blame!