Two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they spot a sign outside a church: "Today Only: Convert to Christianity and we will give you 100 bucks cash!" "I'm gonna do it," one guy tells the

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Two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they spot a sign outside a church: "Today Only: Convert to Christianity and we will give you 100 bucks cash!"

"I'm gonna do it," one guy tells the other, his eyes wide with a mischievous glint. "A hundred bucks? That's practically free money!"

His friend looks at him, bewildered. "Are you serious, Mendel? What about your heritage? Your family? The brisket?!"

"Relax, Shlomo, it's just for a day," Mendel says, already halfway across the street. "A quick hundred, and then I'm back to being myself. Think of it as an… investment in future gefilte fish."

Shlomo shakes his head, muttering under his breath about the absurdity of it all, but Mendel is already through the church doors. About fifteen minutes later, Mendel re-emerges, looking a little dazed.

"So?" Shlomo asks, eyes scanning Mendel's hands for the promised cash. "Where's the hundred bucks?"

Mendel sighs, adjusting his yarmulke (which, thankfully, he had the foresight to keep in his pocket). "Honestly, Shlomo, is that all you people think about?"