Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you

Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a mess on the floor—it just gives them something new to sniff.

4. If a dog has an issue with you, it’s usually just because you forgot to feed it—problem solved in seconds.

5. Dogs don’t spend hours trying to figure out “what you really meant” when you said, "Let’s go out."

6. If a dog barks at you, it’s because there’s an actual reason—like an intruder or a squirrel invasion.

7. Dogs don’t mind riding in the car with the windows down, tongue flapping in the wind—no complaints about “messing up my hair.”

8. If a dog gains a little weight, it doesn't ask, "Do I look fat in this fur?"

9. Dogs don't suddenly want to "talk" in the middle of the game’s fourth quarter.

10. When you get a dog a gift, it never says, “Oh… you got me this? Well, I guess it’s fine.”

11. Dogs don’t require fancy restaurants—an old tennis ball is the equivalent of a five-star meal.

12. If you’re having a bad day, a dog doesn’t tell you, “Well, maybe if you tried being more positive…”—it just licks your face and makes everything better.

13. Dogs will never say, "We need to talk..." followed by an hour of things you did wrong five years ago.

14. If a dog chews up your shoes, at least it won’t blame YOU for leaving them where it could reach them.

15. Dogs never sigh dramatically when you forget an anniversary, birthday, or the exact date of the first time you made eye contact.

And the final reason men have dogs and no wives:

16. If a dog ever leaves you, it doesn’t take half your stuff—just its favorite chew toy.

Now, if only dogs could learn to cook, every man would be set for life!