Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.

They got a very authentic female moose costume and practiced the mating call of a female moose to perfection.

Confident that this would be the year they finally bagged a big one, they set off into the woods. One hunter got into the front half of the costume, the other into the back, and together they waddled into a clearing, swaying their fake antlers and letting out their best “moose-in-distress” calls.

For a while, nothing happened. The forest was quiet. Then, suddenly, from deep within the woods, a gigantic bull moose appeared.

Its nostrils flared. Its eyes locked onto them.

The hunters inside the costume exchanged nervous glances.

“Oh boy,” whispered the one in the back, “he looks really interested.”

The moose let out a deep, throaty grunt and started charging toward them with excitement.

“Okay,” the front half said, trembling, “don't panic… just stay still.”

Then the moose picked up speed.

The back half of the costume started hyperventilating. “What do we do now?! What do we do NOW?!”

The front half yelled, “I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna start acting like I have a headache!”