The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.

He releases a rabbit into the forest and challenges each agency to capture it.

First up: The CIA.

The CIA goes in first. They place animal informants throughout the forest, interrogate all plant and mineral witnesses, and use satellite surveillance to track all movement. After three months of extensive analysis, they conclude:

"The rabbit never existed."

Next: The FBI.

The FBI storms the forest with a 40-man SWAT team. They set up roadblocks, use night vision, throw flashbangs, and after two hours of mayhem, they emerge with the forest burning and several endangered species on their watchlist. They proudly declare:

"The rabbit resisted arrest, so we had to put it down."

Finally: The LAPD.

The LAPD struts into the forest with two officers. Fifteen minutes later, they emerge dragging a badly bruised bear, which is holding its paws up, shouting:

"OK! OK! I'm the rabbit! I'M THE RABBIT!!"