Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded
, "I was the 45th Vice President of the United States. I dedicated my life to fighting climate change and raising awareness about global warming. I even won a Nobel Prize for my efforts."
The supreme deity nodded and said, "Very noble, Al. You may take a seat at my left."
Then, turning to Bill Clinton, the deity asked, "And you, Bill, what is important about you?"
Clinton smiled his famous grin and said, "Well, I was the 42nd President of the United States. I led the country through economic prosperity, worked on important international relations, and, uh… let’s just say, I was quite popular with the people."
The deity chuckled, shaking his head. "Yes, yes, I remember. Take a seat at my right."
Finally, turning to Bill Gates, the deity asked, "And you, Bill, what about you?"
Gates adjusted his glasses, smiled confidently, and said, "Well, I created Microsoft, revolutionized personal computing, and became one of the richest men in the world. I donated billions to charitable causes, fought diseases, and worked to make the world a better place through technology."
The deity nodded. "Impressive. You have indeed changed the world. You may—"
But before he could finish, Gates interrupted, "Oh, I think there's been a mistake. You're sitting in my seat."
