An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. "I thought you said you would hold

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car for us!" the old man said, fuming.

"Yes, sir," the salesman replied, nervously adjusting his tie. "But the young lady here offered cash on the spot… and, well, she gave a very convincing argument."

The old woman narrowed her eyes. "Convincing, huh? What did she do—offer you a date or recite Shakespeare in heels?"

The blonde, still standing nearby, smiled sweetly and said, “Actually, I just told him I was your granddaughter and he panicked.”

The old man blinked. “She what?”

The blonde leaned in and winked. “You really shouldn’t use a family photo from 40 years ago as your screensaver at the bank. It gave me ideas.”

The old couple exchanged a look, then burst into laughter. The old man turned to the salesman and said, “Well played. But we’ll take that red convertible over there. And this time, no more surprises—unless she shows up claiming to be our long-lost poodle.”