A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual."

A few days later, a dog trotted into the office, sat down, and wagged its tail at the hiring manager.

The manager looked at the dog and chuckled. “Uh, can I help you?”

The dog nodded and pointed its paw at the sign in the window.

The manager laughed. “Oh, come on! You’re a dog! You can’t possibly meet the requirements.”

The dog, unfazed, jumped up onto a chair and, using its nose and paws, started typing flawlessly on the computer. The manager’s jaw dropped.

“Well… okay, so you can type. But can you use a computer?”

The dog opened a browser, pulled up Google, and started scrolling through articles about workplace productivity. It even bookmarked a few pages.

The manager blinked. “Alright, that’s impressive. But this job also requires you to be bilingual. Can you even speak another language?”

The dog turned, looked the manager dead in the eyes, and said, “Meow.”