A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and

A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and wore short skirts.

Ten years later, at 50, they met again and decided to go to Wetherspoons because the food was decent and the beer selection was excellent.

At 60, they agreed on Wetherspoons because it was quiet and had good senior discounts.

At 70, they settled on Wetherspoons again, this time because it was wheelchair accessible and had lots of space for mobility scooters.

At 80, they all agreed once more on Wetherspoons because it had soft chairs, good lighting, and the soup didn’t burn their gums.

At 90, they all excitedly decided to meet at Wetherspoons — not because of the food or the service or even the company…

But because they’d never been there before.