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Every time an American Indian from a large tribe walks into the chief's teepee, he sees the chief deep in thought and acting strangely. The tribe begins to notice a pattern, and they finally realize there's something going on.

The tribe gathers together and decides that they need to do something about it. So, they fix him up with a new solution to help with his… extra time.

They introduce him to the tribe's new "wellness specialist," who is a great healer. This person offers the chief a special concoction made from herbs and natural remedies to help his… stress relief.

The chief tries it out and for days, he feels great. He’s feeling more relaxed, more connected to his tribe, and most importantly, he’s doing his job better. The tribe is so impressed that they start using the remedies themselves.

One day, the chief walks into the teepee and sees all his tribe members sitting around, each holding a cup of the wellness drink, looking at him with wide eyes.

He raises an eyebrow and asks, “What’s going on?”

One brave tribe member clears his throat and says, “Chief, we… we’re just trying to figure out how you manage to stay so calm and collected… every single time!”

The chief chuckles and replies, “Well, that’s simple. When you have a good support system and the right herbs... you can handle anything!”