There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that

 There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

After shopping around for a while, he decided that the best option was to buy a sleek, shiny sports car. He walked into the dealership and pointed at the fastest car they had.

"I’ll take that one," he said.

The salesman, trying not to laugh at the thought of a tiny snail in such a powerful machine, asked, "Are you sure? This thing is built for speed."

"That’s exactly what I need!" the snail said proudly. "But I have one special request. I want you to paint a big ‘S’ on both sides and the hood."

The salesman was confused. "Why do you want an ‘S’ on the car?"

The snail grinned and replied, "Because when I speed past people, I want them to say, ‘Look at that S-car-go!’"