The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. "Oh

The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day, he got the news that his wife had delivered twins!

Excited, he managed to get to a phone and called her right away.

Husband: "Oh wow, honey! Twins?! That’s amazing! But… I wasn’t there to name them! What did you call them?"

Wife: "Don’t worry, sweetheart, your brother took care of it!"

There was a long pause.

Husband: "Wait… my brother? My crazy brother Dave?"

Wife: "Yes!"

Husband: "Oh no… what did he name them?"

Wife: "Well, he named our daughter Denise!"

The husband sighed in relief. "Oh, okay, that's actually pretty nice!"

Husband: "And what about our son?"

The wife took a deep breath and said, "Uh… Denephew."

Silence.

Then, from thousands of miles away, the husband let out a loud, exhausted groan.