No-check out the most obvious unbridgeable differences. Nicknames: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike

 No—check out the most obvious unbridgeable differences.

Nicknames:

If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra, and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra, and Michelle.

But if Mike, Dave, Chuck, and Tony go out, they will refer to each other as Big Mike, Davey Boy, Chucky D, and T-Bone—even if they’re all accountants.

Going Out to Eat:

When the women go out to eat, they each carefully examine the menu, discuss options, and then ultimately order something reasonably healthy—except for one, who gets fries and then “accidentally” eats everyone else’s.

When the men go out, the conversation goes like this:

Waitress: "What’ll you have?"
All four guys (simultaneously): "Burger and a beer."
Waitress: "What side?"
All four guys: "Whatever’s free."

Paying the Bill:

When the check arrives, the women all grab for it, insisting "I got it!" "No, it’s on me!" "You paid last time!" They may eventually split it, calculating each person's share down to the exact cent, including tax and tip.

The men?
The check arrives. One guy grabs it, stares at it in silence for exactly two seconds, then says, "We’ll just split it evenly."
Doesn’t matter if one guy only had a salad and water while the other had a steak and three beers. The code is the code.

Restroom Etiquette:

When women go to the restroom, it’s a group activity. "I need to go freshen up" translates to three women mysteriously vanishing for 15 minutes, only to return giggling.

When a guy has to go, he just goes. He announces nothing. And if another guy gets up right after him, they will never, ever acknowledge each other’s presence inside the restroom.

Phone Conversations:

Women will call each other just to talk. They will discuss life, relationships, work, and drama. One phone call can last an entire drive across town—and then continue via text afterward.

Men will only call each other for one of the following reasons:

1. "You up?" (Fantasy football emergency)

2. "You see that game?" (No elaboration needed)

3. "Need a ride." (No details, just an address)

4. "Help me move." (Unspoken contract of labor)

Final Verdict?

Men and women may be different, but at the end of the day, they balance each other out. One group remembers birthdays, anniversaries, and dinner reservations. The other group remembers useless sports stats, how to cook meat over fire, and where all the best burger joints are.

And somehow… it just works.