A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips

couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly collapses.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes roll back in his head.

His friend panics, whips out his phone, and dials 911.

Hunter: “Help! Help! My buddy just dropped to the ground! I think he’s dead!”

The operator responds calmly. “Sir, I can help. But first, let’s make sure he’s actually dead.”

The line goes silent for a moment.

Then suddenly, the operator hears a loud shotgun blast.

BOOM!

The hunter comes back on the line, breathing heavily.

Hunter: “Okay… now what?”