A balding man was looking for solutions. Not satisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, he sought out an alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to

 A balding man was looking for solutions. Not satisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, he sought out an alternative treatment for his hair loss.

A friend referred him to a mystical hair-growth guru known as Madame Follicula, who claimed to have a 100% success rate.

Skeptical but desperate, the man booked an appointment.

When he arrived at her dimly lit shop, he was greeted by an elderly woman in flowing robes, holding a jar of what looked like mysterious green sludge.

“Ah, you seek the return of your lost glory?” she whispered, staring directly at his shiny scalp.

The man gulped. "Uh... yeah. Do you have something that works?"

Madame Follicula nodded. “Oh, yes! This ancient potion has been passed down for generations. Simply apply it every night before bed, and in one month—poof!—your hair will return, thick and strong!”

Excited, the man paid a small fortune, took the jar, and rushed home.

That night, he carefully rubbed the goo all over his head before bed.

The next morning, he jumped out of bed and ran to the mirror.

His heart raced—had it worked overnight?

He looked in the mirror and gasped.

His hair hadn’t grown back…

But his eyebrows were now two feet long!

Panicking, he called Madame Follicula. "What have you done to me?! My eyebrows look like two giant mustaches!"

She calmly replied, "Ah, yes. That means it’s working. Now just sleep upside down tonight."